May 6th, 2009 11:30 EST
Paris Hilton: I Can Bring About World Peace By Throwing A Party
"Paris Hilton has suggested that she could end conflict between the US and other countries by throwing a party.
The socialite told Tatler that she would organise the bash as a means to achieve world peace were she president, Metro reports.
`I`d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.`
She added that she was `helping the economy by doing a lot of shopping` during her current stay in the UK." http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/a154894/hilton-would-throw-party-for-world-peace.html
The horror! The horror. Paris shouldn`t joke about being president, the image of Paris in the White House is enough to give a little old lady a heart attack.
If President Paris Hilton threw a bash as a means to achieve world peace, chaos would erupt. If the Islamic leaders of Iran, Saudi Arabia and other other Muslim countries got a gander at President Hilton dancing sans underwear on top of a table, they would immediately declare war against the godless and corrupt United States.
Hilton should forget about world peace, and concentrate on what she does best: Shopping. Paris should go on a tour of all the major cities of the world and shops till she drops. Paris on a worldwide shopping spree will do more to revitalize the global economy than Obama`s economic policies.