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May 6th, 2009 11:57 EST
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Pop Tart Britney Spears Buys Oxygen Chamber To Protect Her Voice
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By Robert Paul Reyes
"Britney Spears is buying a $20,000 oxygen chamber in a bid to protect her voice. Sources say she is currently very worried about bad air and its long term affects on her career.
A source said: `Since her Vancouver show, where she ran off stage as it was too smoky, she`s become paranoid about breathing in too much bad air. She`s keen on an oxygen chamber that will reverse any smoke inhalation damage.`"
http://www.411mania.com/music/news/103739/Britney-Spears-Buying-An-Oxygen-Tent-To-Protect-Her-Voice.htm
Britney Spears buying a $20,000 oxygen chamber to protect her voice, is as ludicrous as Oprah Winfrey insuring her fat legs for a million bucks. Britney lip synchs in her performances, what she should do is invest tens of thousands in a state-of-the art taping system.
The poor child is confused about her most valuable asset, she should buy a chastity belt to protect her vagina. It`s flashing her vagina that has earned her so much attention from the press.
What other looney celebrity has purchased an oxygen chamber? Michael Jackson of course! For all those who thought Britney was finally getting her act together, yeah right! She`s as crazy as the King of Pop.
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