May 8th, 2009 17:20 EST
Dina Lohan: Mommie Dearest On Steroids
"Dina Lohan is slamming recent reports that question her parenting skills and claim that her 15-year-old daughter, Ali, is socializing instead of studying.
`Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school,` Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. `It`s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It`s a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in.`
Defending her parenting skills, she says, `I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children.`"
People Magazine/David Caplan
Dina Lohan is a stage mother from hell, she makes the original "Mommie Dearest" look like Mother of the Year. "By their fruits ye shall know them", the Good Book warns, and when we consider the fruit that sprang from her loins, we want to throw up.
Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck, and her younger sister Ali is following in her footsteps. Lindsay is training Ali how to be a party girl by taking her to bars and nightclubs.
Dina Lohan claims that her life is devoted to her children, she should have said that her life is devoted to exploiting her children. Dina allowed her young daughter Ali to be the star of a 3rd rate reality show, she is determined to turn all her kids into cash cows.
Dina is a frustrated entertainer, she often claims that she was a Radio City Rockette, but that`s a flat-out lie. She is living vicariously through her children to make up for her failed career as an entertainer.
Dina homeschooling her children is as ludicrous as Mike Tyson teaching an etiquette class. God have mercy on Ali, she is destined to be a train wreck just like big sis.