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Published:May 11th, 2009 15:54 EST
Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Things just seem to be going from bad to worse for Lindsay Lohan - the actress is reportedly pregnant.

The Mean Girls star has allegedly slept with a number of men following her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and apparently doesn`t` know who the child`s father is.

`I swear she`s carrying,` a source said. `She`s going through big emotional turmoil. She`s not sure if she`ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days.`"

Several reputable entertainment sites (oxymoron?) are reporting that Lindsay Lohan is preggers. As an entertainment journalist I would be derelict in my duties if I failed to report any gossip pertaining to Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan can`t go to any nightclub in the world without bumping into a poseur that she`s slept with, so I have no trouble believing that she`s slept with a bevy of guys since since her split from Samantha Ronson.

But would someone as promiscuous as Lohan be stupid enough not to practice birth control? That`s a rhetorical question, my friends.

It is entirely plausible that Lohan may be with child -- let`s get down on our knees and pray that this is just a rumor. A pregnant Lohan is a prospect so scary that it will have fundamentalists worried that the end of the world is near.

A pregnant Lindsay Lohan would be a greater disaster than her film "Labor Pains."