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Published:May 13th, 2009 10:07 EST
Born Again Carrie Prejean Blames Topless Pic On Gust Of Wind

Born Again Carrie Prejean Blames Topless Pic On Gust Of Wind

By Robert Paul Reyes

Carrie Prejean wasn`t satisfied with the boobs that the good Lord gave her -- she opted for a boob job. Miss California lied repeatedly to the Miss USA pageant officials, telling them that she posed for only one semi-nude photograph. Several nude photos of Prejean have surfaced on the Internet, proving that Prejean is a bald-faced liar.

Prejean`s excuse for one of the topless pics that has been released online is priceless: "The wind was blowing that day." In the topless pic she was wearing an unbuttoned vest -- even a simpleton like her should be able to figure out how to button a vest. I won`t even mention that it wasn`t a windy day as evidenced by the fact that in the pic her hair wasn`t blowing.

In summation Prejean is a liar, and an exhibitionist who is overly concerned with her looks. Prejean is exactly the type of "loose woman" that evangelicals condemn as hell-bound sinners.

But because Prejean is on a mission from God to deny gays and lesbians from enjoying the same civil rights as everyone else, she has been warmly embraced by the evangelical community. Fundamentalists have such a hatred for homosexuals that they are willing to make the nude model Prejean their spokesperson for traditional marriage.

In a move that surprised nobody Donald Trump decided that Prejean would get to keep her crown. "We are in the 21st century. We have determined the pictures taken are fine," The Donald said, adding that "in some cases the pictures were lovely."

I agree with the Donald, but then again I`m not a fundamentalist who is offended by nudity. Born again Prejean smiled when the Donald made this statement, thereby giving her tacit approval to nude photography.

If Prejean were a real born again Christian wouldn`t she have apologized to her evangelical community for posing nude and thereby bringing shame to the cause of Christ? As somebody who can`t get enough of nude pics of bimbos like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Carrie Prejean, I thank her for making nude pics acceptable.

I agree with Donald Trump that the nude pics of Prejean were lovely, and that she shouldn`t have lost her crown for posing nude. But Prejean should have been kicked to the curb for lying to pageant officials, and for launching a crusade against gays and lesbians.