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Published:May 14th, 2009 14:28 EST
Lindsay Lohan's House So Messy Cops Thought Burglar Had Ransacked It

Lindsay Lohan's House So Messy Cops Thought Burglar Had Ransacked It

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"A burglar alarm led police to Lindsay Lohan`s house on Tuesday, where officers found evidence of a potential break-in and ransacking.

Turns out, the mess belonged to Lohan, not the burglars, police said. The Associated Press


Lindsay Lohan`s life is a train wreck, it`s no surprise that her home is so messy it looks like it was struck by a tornado.

There is no excuse for Lohan`s house to be such a disaster, she`s single and unemployed and she has all the time in the world to clean up after herself.

Lohan is also filthy rich and if she is too lazy to tidy up her house, she can hire an army of housekeepers to pick up her discarded Red Bull cans, used condoms, soiled underwear and other unmentionables.

A normal person would be so traumatized and embarrassed by this incident, that he would immediately clean up his home. Needless to say Lohan is not a normal person, and she probably got a big laugh out of it.