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Published:May 18th, 2009 11:54 EST
Born Again Hottie Carrie Prejean Will Host Fox And Friends

Born Again Hottie Carrie Prejean Will Host Fox And Friends

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean is going to get a chance to be a Fox News host for a day.

U.S. News & World Report has a blog which reports that Prejean will co-host an hour of `Fox & Friends` from 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. on May 27."

I think it`s a requirement that female Fox News anchors and reporters be former models or beauty queens. The Fox News air personalities dress like hookers, they invariably wear skirts so short that they would make Britney Spears blush.

The Fox News gig is a perfect fit for Carrie Prejean, she will be indistinguishable from the other Fox reporters who dress provocatively and spout conservative talking points.

Carrie Prejean will be filling in for Gretchen Carlson, the 1989 Miss America, who will be off that day. Gretchen will be home biting her nails, praying that Rupert Murdoch won`t permanently replace her with the younger and more attractive rookie.

Prejean will most likely use her Fox gig to wax incoherently about opposite marriage and other issues dear to evangelicals. I have no doubt the Miss California will cause mens` hearbeats to race and the ratings to rise.

I won`t wake up early in the morning to watch Prejean on "Fox and Friends"; I prefer to get my daily news from the professionals at CNN and MSNBC.