May 18th, 2009 13:01 EST
Madonna Not Ready To Marry Jesus Luz
"MADONNA has denied reports she is to marry her toyboy lover, but they appeared very much the happy family as the couple, both in white, and the singer`s children went to a Kabbalah service in New York.
First to arrive was Madonna, holding the hand of adopted son David Banda, followed by boyfriend Jesus Luz, 22, with the pop star`s daughter, Lourdes.
The singer, who at 50 is more than twice the age of her lover, denied reports they were to tie the knot at a Kabbalah ceremony this weekend saying: `This is completely and totally not true.`"
I hope that Madonna doesn`t marry Jesus Luz, the headline "Madonna marries Jesus" would be sacrilegious and nauseating.
It doesn`t look like Madonna will be able to adopt the African baby Mercy, maybe she should adopt Jesus instead. The pop diva treats Jesus like a child, forbidding him to use his cell phone in her presence. If she treats Jesus like a child, she might as well adopt him.
I don`t think Jesus minds if he is Madonna`s child or husband, as long as he is related to her in some way and eligible for some of her millions.
Madonna reeks of pretense and artificiality, she belongs to a hip religion and has a trendy boy toy by her side. I should be paid a king`s ransom everytime I write about her.