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Published:May 29th, 2009 16:13 EST
Britney Spears Stars In Fake Gay Perfume Ad

Britney Spears Stars In Fake Gay Perfume Ad

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Britney Spears has released a spoof video to promote a new fake scent for gay people. The `If You Seek Amy` singer - who has several successful fragrances - pokes fun at her career as a perfumer in the short clip for fragrance `Mo`, a term of endearment in the gay community. The short film features footage from Britney`s `Curious`, `Fantasy` and `Believe` perfume adverts. At the end of the clip, the 27-year-old beauty struts onscreen to deliver the fragrance`s tag line, `One spray and the gays will run your way`."


A pop tart who shaves her head and exposes her goodies at the drop of a dime shouldn`t take herself too seriously, and fortunately Britney Spears is smart enough to poke fun at herself in this funny video.

Britney has a very loyal gay following, and if the pop tart released a perfume just for homosexuals it would be a big hit. If Britney ever realizes that marketing "Mo" would be a brilliant idea, I would buy a bottle of the gay perfume. Not for my own use; I would spray it on well known homophobes like Pat Robertson. I would love to see a posse of gay Americans running after the crazy televangelist.

Which closeted gay celebrities do you think would buy a bottle of "Mo"? Send me your comments. I`m sure that CNN anchor Anderson Cooper would be first in line to buy a bottle.