Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:June 8th, 2009 13:38 EST
Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo Nightclub

Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo Nightclub

By Robert Paul Reyes


"I`m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around.

But what I witnessed at London`s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I`ve ever seen before.

Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the Swallow Street venue.

I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: `I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.`" Dean Piper/Mirror.Co.UK

Even celebrity reporters who deal on a regular basis with ditzy divas, ruff-neck rappers, and skanky pop singers are surprised at the psychotic behavior of Lindsay Lohan.

Speaking of psychotic behavior, Lohan was in London to stalk her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. According to Piper Lohan spent the whole night texting Ronson.

How appropriate that Lohan found refuge in the Cuckoo nightclub, the pop tart`s cuckoo behavior won`t stand out as much in a club patronized by Eurotrash, poseurs and celebrity skanks.

If Lohan doesn`t get help immediately, she`s going to go from the Cuckoo nightclub to a mental institution.