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Published:July 24th, 2009 19:37 EST
Lindsay Lohan: My Milkshake Is Better Than Yours

Lindsay Lohan: My Milkshake Is Better Than Yours

By Robert Paul Reyes


"She (Lindsay Lohan) got decked out in an apron and gloves yesterday to cook up her own custom brew at celeb haunt Millions Of Milkshakes.

Li-Lo`s creation - swirls of vanilla and chocolate ice cream, with Oreo cookie crumbs - will be flogged to fans under her name."

How the mighty have fallen! A few years ago Lindsay Lohan was sashaying down red carpets, and appearing at world premieres of her movies. The anorexic star is now reduced to hawking a fake tan spray and hawking a milkshake named after her.

Lohan who a couple of years ago was accused of stealing an expensive fur coat, is now being sued by a chemist for stealing the formula for her fake tan spray.

What a ridiculous spectacle: The skeletal actress peddling a milkshake named after herself. Girlfriend should drink a few of her milkshakes every day, and put some meat on her bones.

But I would never drink her milkshake, heaven only knows what illegal substances it might contain.