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Published:July 25th, 2009 19:26 EST
Is Paris Hilton A Bimbo Slut?

Is Paris Hilton A Bimbo Slut?

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Paris Hilton insists she`s not stupid-or slutty-like you may think.

She claims the `Paris Hilton` we all see in front of the cameras is just a character she`s invented.

`In a way it`s good, but I also don`t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress "airhead,` she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. `But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.`" http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b135685_paris_hilton_im_not_stupid_im_not_slut.html


Paris Hilton insists that she`s not a stupid slut. Dear Lord, what`s next?

Oprah Winfrey: I`m not a fat gazillionaire!

Sarah Palin: Ya betcha I`m not a bimbo!

Amy Winehouse: I`m not a train wreck!

There`s a Paris Hilton sex tape available online, for which the pop tart doesn`t get a dime. I think that makes her a dumb slut. If you type in "Paris Hilton nude pics" on the Google search engine, you will get thousands of hits. I think that makes her a skank.

Hilton claims that the "Paris Hilton" that we see in front of the cameras is just a role she`s playing. Good try, but we all know that acting is not her forte. She really is a bimbo, that`s not acting, it`s called being herself.

If Paris is not a vacuous non-entity, why are there so many scenes in her documentary showing her shopping?