August 5th, 2009 13:52 EST
The King Of Pop's Chimp Bubbles To Pen Tell-All Book
"Apparently, everyone in the entertainment industry can write a book. Bubbles the chimp, Michael Jackson`s one-time protégé, is set to release a tell-all memoir about his time with the late music icon.
But before he can be heralded as a candidate for Mensa membership, the so-called memoir will just be a spoof, with publisher John Blake behind the book.
`"Bubbles: My Secret Diary, From Swaziland to Neverland` will detail how he escaped from an awful childhood in a research facility when he was adopted by a `struggling young singer,` according to U.K.`s The Telegraph."
If Sarah Palin can write a book, why not Bubbles the chimp? Palin was reportedly paid $11 million to pen her memoirs, but Bubbles will be paid in bananas. I expect the chimp`s book to be a better read than the babblings of the former governor of Alaska.
This is no monkey business, anything having to do with the King of Pop is expected to generate tons of money. I wish I were Bubbles` agent, so I could get in on the gravy train.
Bubbles currently resides at the Center for Great Apes in Florida, but if his book is a bestseller he may buy the Neverland Ranch, and move back to his old home.
To quote Gwen Stefani: This shi* is bananas!