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Published:August 15th, 2009 14:21 EST
Amy Winehouse To Invade America

Amy Winehouse To Invade America

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Amy Winehouse is finally being allowed into the US.

The `Rehab` singer - who had been banned from entering the country two years ago after being arrested for possession of cannabis and was also denied a work visa months later after being accused of assaulting a fan - is keen to tour America now authorities have relented on their previous decisions."

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/amy-allowed-into-us-422381.html

Things are so bad in America that some folks are wondering if we are living in the "Last Days". Our economy is crumbling, H1N1 is threatening to become a pandemic, the unemployment figures are alarming -- what else could possibly go wrong?

Amy Winehouse, that`s what. The drug-addled singer is set to invade America. She wants to prove that our great democracy doesn`t have a patent on train wreck bimbo celebs.

This may be the tipping point, the straw that broke the camel`s back -- choose your favorite metaphor. With her beehive hair-do and her scrawny needle-tracked arms, Amy Winehouse is a sight more imposing and terrifying than Attila the Hun or the Antichrist.

I`m all for open borders, but the US immigration officials shouldn`t le this plague infest our country. We have our hands full putting up with the likes of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

Dear Lord, I think I hear the hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.