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Published:August 18th, 2009 19:29 EST
Madonna Celebrates Her 51st Birthday With Jesus

Madonna Celebrates Her 51st Birthday With Jesus

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna`s celebrating her 51st birthday with some help from her 23-year-old boy-toy, Jesus Luz, and her family.
After being serenaded on the eve of the big day, the birthday cougar and her much younger man took a boat ride today with her kids David, Mercy and Lourdes in Portofino, Italy.
The couple was seen kissing and cuddling during their cruise, before taking a dip in the ocean."
Madonna celebrated her 51st birthday by embracing Jesus, not the Messiah but her 23-year-old boy toy. The pop diva had her two adopted children in tow, she`s trying to present an image of youth and vitality.
Madonna may fool herself into thinking she`s still a spring chicken, but to everyone else she`s a horse of a different color: A cougar.
Madonna should realize that if the tabloids give her the nickname "Madge", that`s a sign that she should start acting her age.
I hope that Jesus realizes that Madonna may hire  him as her pool boy, but she will never marry him. Cougars never stay with a young stud for more than a few months, they are always on the prowl for their next victim.