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Published:August 18th, 2009 15:28 EST
Video: Are You Brave Enough To Watch Clip of Paris Hilton's New Song?

Video: Are You Brave Enough To Watch Clip of Paris Hilton's New Song?

By Robert Paul Reyes

I have been called every name in the book, and folks who take exception to my liberal ideology have accused me of leading this nation to perdition.

I may not exactly be serving the public`s best interest by writing essays about Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, but it`s all in good fun.

However if there`s a hell, I may just have purchased a ticket. May the good Lord forgive me, but here`s a video preview of Paris Hilton`s new album. Needless to say with songs like "Platinum Blond" and "Jail House Baby" Hilton doesn`t break any artistic ground with her sophomore effort.

There should be a warning label attached to Hilton`s album: Repeating listenings may cause insanity.

The clip is only 46 seconds, I figure that is as much as the average person can take. Besides, I don`t want to be sued for intentionally inflicting mental harm on my unsuspecting readers.