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Published:August 22nd, 2009 10:25 EST
Madonna Makes Her Young Lover Cry

Madonna Makes Her Young Lover Cry

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna made her model boyfriend cry when she refused to wear jewellery he bought her for birthday.

Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz, 22, gave the singer a set of South American good-luck bracelets, made of thin ribbons which are said to grant the wearer three wishes when they break, at her 51st birthday party."

This doesn`t seem like a lover`s spat, but like a mother and son argument. It reminds me of the time when I was about seven and I painted a portrait of my mom, and I was so upset when she wouldn`t hang it in the living room.

Madonna wouldn`t put on the good-luck bracelets because they clashed with her Kabbalah bracelets. Madge shouldn`t wear any bracelets, she doesn`t need to call attention to her witch`s hands. Google "Madonna`s hands" and you will see what I`m talking about.

I`ts pathetic that these two adults believe in nonsense like "good-luck bracelets" and "Kabbalah bracelets." Madonna thinks she is "oh so cool" because she is a follower of a trendy religion, but she`s just exposing her ignorance to the world.

"Later the same night, the singer praised her young lover in a speech at the party before running across the room to passionately kiss him."

I wonder if she also patted him on the head and gave him a stuffed animal.