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Published:August 30th, 2009 13:02 EST
British Actor Trashes Hilton's Reality Series

British Actor Trashes Hilton's Reality Series

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Gosford Park star Charles Dance has branded  Hilton`s new show "Paris Hilton`s British Best Friend" as "a show for airheads, starring an airhead." The 62-year-old actor is livid after the socialitie`s reality show replaced his university drama Trinity on ITV2."

In the 1960`s British Invasion the American pop charts were taken over by The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Animals, The Kinks, Petula Clark, The Hollies, The Who and dozens of other top notch musical acts. The Brits have also exported to the States quality television shows like Masterpiece Theatre and Dr. Who.

Out of gratitude to the British, Obama should have revoked Hilton`s visa so she couldn`t pollute the UK`s airwaves with her trashy reality series that has no socially redeeming values.

Dance also said that Hilton`s show is "possibly the most execrable piece of television I`ve ever seen in my life. I agree with Dance`s assessment, Hilton`s show is worse than anything that you will find in a gas station toilet that hasn`t been flushed in days.

Let`s pray that Hilton doesn`t destroy the great friendship between America and the UK. Maybe there is a God, and Hilton`s new BFF will there out to be a deranged killer.