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Published:August 31st, 2009 13:22 EST
Amy Winehouse Seeks Help From Faith Healer

Amy Winehouse Seeks Help From Faith Healer

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Amy Winehouse has flown in a faith healer from St Lucia to help her keep her off booze and drugs.

Peter Cletus Hippolyte, 62, has pledged to help her "avoid choppy waters."

But he`s not keen on helping her achieve another aim -- to win back ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil."

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said `no, no, no`
Yes I`ve been black but when I come back you`ll know know know
I ain`t got the time and if my daddy thinks I`m fine
He`s tried to make me go to rehab but I won`t go go go

Amy Winehouse/Rehab

The drug-addled chanteuse doesn`t want to go to rehab, the pop diva wants a magic pill that will cure her of her demons. Winehouse is desperately hoping that if this faith healer lays hands on her, it will cure her addictions. But there are no magic pills, no, no, no. There are no easy ways to overcome addiction, no, no, no.

Only a demented train wreck would expect a charlatan named "Cletus" to save her. But at least this "faith healer" isn`t going to try to get her back together with her worthless druggie ex-husband. When two druggies get together, it`s almost impossible that they will ever be able to come clean.

Girlfriend, just go to rehab, and not to one of those celeb rehab centers. Go to a real rehab center, where they will treat a junkie like you with tough love.