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Published:September 12th, 2009 18:24 EST
Paris Hilton Tones Down Outrageous Behavior In Dubai

Paris Hilton Tones Down Outrageous Behavior In Dubai

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The socialite (Paris Hilton) is in the United Arab Emirates filming her TV show My New BFF, and has hired some cultural advisors to school her in how to de-skimp her outfits.

The Muslim country is more open to displays female flesh than some of their orthodox neighbours, but still expects a dash of modesty, even from Paris."

I hope and pray that Obama and his foreign policy team is closely monitoring this grave situation in the United Arab Emirates. Paris Hilton in a Muslim country is a recipe for disaster, the pop tart may unleash a Holy War against the West by her skanky antics.

Hilton`s cultural advisors should check to see that the clueless celeb is wearing underwear before she leaves her hotel room. In the United States onlookers may laugh when they catch a glimpse of Hilton`s nether regions, but if the scandalous entertainer flashes her goodies in an Islamic nation she may spend the rest of her life behind bars.

I am not going to relax until Hilton finishes filming in the United Arab Emirates.