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Published:September 27th, 2009 16:25 EST
Lindsay Lohan Booted From Hotel

Lindsay Lohan Booted From Hotel

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have blowup fight in New York City.

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City, Friday night, after a reported loud fight ensued between her and on again off again girlfriend Samantha Ronson. After throwing a room service tray at what she believed was Samantha Ronson`s hotel room door, police were called to the scene. Accidentally throwing it at another`s guest`s door. Lohan was forcibly removed from the hotel`s premises.

According to inside sources, Lohan`s family is desperate to stage an intervention with Lindsay in order to save her from harming herself and/or others in the near future.


"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have blowup fight", how many times have we heard that same song? Why can`t these low-lives have their epic catfights in private? I`m not that naive, I know that`s the only way Lohan can get any publicity these days.

Being a security guard at a hotel isn`t a glamorous or well-paying job, but it`s worth it if you get a chance to kick Lohan to the curb.

Lohan desperately needs an intervention, to save herself and Western Civilization. I`m not sure how much longer our society can survive the antics of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.