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Published:September 27th, 2009 15:43 EST
Madonna's Bro Makes Fun Of The Material Girl

Madonna's Bro Makes Fun Of The Material Girl

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna`s brother is a catty little bit**. Normally we don`t care for that, but since he`s directing his insults toward his sister, we`re thrilled.

Christopher Ciccone, who hasn`t spoken to his sister since he wrote a tell-all book about her last year, said that Madonna`s outfit at the MTV Music Video Awards looked like `Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!` We have no idea what that means, but we`re sure it`s snarky!

He went on to mock his sister`s new man wh*re, saying `It`s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him.`"

Madonna`s legions of gay fans think the Material Girl walks on designer water, but her gay brother can`t stand his sibling. He is always quick with a quip to put down his sister, unfortunately you need a gay sensibility to understand what the hell he is talking about.

Christopher Ciccone describes Madonna as "Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong". Who is Rachel Zoe and what the hell does this mean? A non-gay person would simply describe Madge as a steroids experiment gone horribly wrong.

I`m not sure I understand Christopher`s reference to Madonna`s toy boy. He should have just said that his cougar sister should be ashamed of herself for dating someone young enough to be her grandson.

Christopher, we don`t` quite get your Madonna putdowns, but keep it up. We love it!