September 27th, 2009 15:33 EST
Mika: Lady Gaga Doesn't Have Man Parts
"Technicolor tunesmith Mika has paddled into the Lady Gaga gender debate by announcing his eccentric pop pal is all WOMAN.
Mika, whose new album `The Boy Who Knew Too Much` is out now, said: `She doesn`t have a p*nis. She came to my house in her underwear and I saw no hint of a p*nis.`
`She thought it was appropriate attire. She can get away with it. She knows what she`s doing. She ain`t no fool. She`s brilliant.`
He added: `I think she`s a good role model for girls. She plays with sex and makes it unsexy on purpose - so outrageous it`s approachable.`" Read More
What better way for an unknown performer to garner publicity than to wade into the Lady Gaga gender controversy? By giving us his biased opinion of his pal`s gender identity, maybe the UK singer will sell a dozen more copies of his new album.
It was superfluous for Mike to inform us that Lady Gaga came to his house sans pants, it`s questionable if the pantless wonder will don a dress for her wedding.
Mika is right about one thing: Lady Gaga makes sex unsexy. There is nothing sexy about Lady Gaga`s drag queen outfits.
Robert Paul Reyes is a News writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating.