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Published:October 5th, 2009 18:32 EST
Video: The Horror! The Horror! Amy Winehouse Raps!

Video: The Horror! The Horror! Amy Winehouse Raps!

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"A video of British songstress and perpetual trainwreck Amy Winehouse rapping - er, I guess that`s technically what she`s doing - has hit YouTube, and her nearly undecipherable rhymes don`t do anything to help her messy reputation" Read More

Amy Winehoue has mastered the genres of jazz and soul, but the crackhead chanteuse is out of her depth trying to rap.

Winehouse sounds like a cross between a mating whale, and a crackhead who is singing for a couple of rocks.

I hope Suge Knight never stumbles onto this video, he would most likely throw Winehouse out of a high rise hotel room.

The only good thing about this video, I repeat the only good thing is Zalon who provides backup vocals.

Born again Christians have quoted to me hundreds of verses from the book of Daniel and the Book of Revelation, trying to prove that the end of the world is near. These fanatics can stop quoting scripture, I`m a believer after watching this video.

I`m a believer after watching this video.