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Published:October 7th, 2009 20:53 EST

Top Ten Most Outrageous Halloween Costumes For 2009

By Robert Paul Reyes

LADY GAGA

This outfit will be a hit with men and women, after all who is to say if the controversial singer is male or female?

AMY WINEHOUSE

If you are not familiar with this British train wreck it`s OK, dress up like your friendly neighborhood crack head and you will look like her.

SARAH PALIN

You don`t really need to buy a costume to look like the ditzy conservative, simply have your eyes dilated and folks will think you are her.

LINDSAY LOHAN

Dress like this skanky celeb at your own risk, men might think you are a ho*ker and try to pick you up.

KATE GOSSELIN

Simply ask your 5-year-old son or daughter to give you a haircut and you will be a dead ringer for the reality star.

OPRAH WINFREY

This may not be a popular choice; it requires a person to gain two hundred pounds.

KANYE WEST

Down two bottles of Hennessey cognac on Halloween night, and you will be such a drunken jerk that people will mistake you for the famous rapper.

MICHAEL JACKSON

This will be a great night for impersonators of the King of Pop.

MADONNA

Don purple leotards and put on a cowboy hat, and if you can`t pass for Madonna you might make it as a witch.

PARIS HILTON

Don`t wear drawers, and tell everyone that he or she is hot, and people will swear that they just saw the bimbo socialite.

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