October 7th, 2009 19:53 EST
Top Ten Most Outrageous Halloween Costumes For 2009
This outfit will be a hit with men and women, after all who is to say if the controversial singer is male or female?
If you are not familiar with this British train wreck it`s OK, dress up like your friendly neighborhood crack head and you will look like her.
You don`t really need to buy a costume to look like the ditzy conservative, simply have your eyes dilated and folks will think you are her.
Dress like this skanky celeb at your own risk, men might think you are a ho*ker and try to pick you up.
Simply ask your 5-year-old son or daughter to give you a haircut and you will be a dead ringer for the reality star.
This may not be a popular choice; it requires a person to gain two hundred pounds.
Down two bottles of Hennessey cognac on Halloween night, and you will be such a drunken jerk that people will mistake you for the famous rapper.
This will be a great night for impersonators of the King of Pop.
Don purple leotards and put on a cowboy hat, and if you can`t pass for Madonna you might make it as a witch.
Don`t wear drawers, and tell everyone that he or she is hot, and people will swear that they just saw the bimbo socialite.
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