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Published:October 10th, 2009 13:10 EST
Enough With The Madonna & Jesus Sham Relationship!

Enough With The Madonna & Jesus Sham Relationship!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"They`re said to be close to marrying but Now can reveal the truth about Madonna`s relationship with Jesus: they don`t even sleep in the same bed and he lives in staff quarters.

The 22-year-old model is treated no better than hired help and is convenient only for Madge`s PR purposes.

`Even Madonna`s entourage treat him like a shoe boy - he has to fetch them drinks and get their food,` says our well placed source."

Madonna doesn`t worship Jesus, the Material Girl is in love only with herself.

Madonna is 51-years-old, and working out for hours every day, and injecting a ton of Botox can`t turn back the hands of time. To project an image of youthfulness Madonna likes to be seen making out with young hunks like Jesus.

Jesus realizes that he is no more important to Madonna than one of her sex toys. The Brazilian hunk endures the humiliation of being the Queen of Pop`s plaything because it brings him tons of publicity.

But Jesus, enough already! We`re sick of the Madonna/Jesus sham! I promise I won`t write another Madonna & Jesus story.