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Published:October 10th, 2009 10:38 EST

Video: Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) Raps About Why She Quit Twitter

By Robert Paul Reyes


"In a new YouTube video, Cyrus, 16, speaks, well, sings out about her personal reasons for quitting. `Yeah, the rumors are true, I deleted my Twitter,` Cyrus raps in the backstage video - complete with choreography. `I had to say goodbye,` she continues, `and this little rap is to tell my fans why.`" Read More

English professors may applaud Miley`s decision to put an end to her grammatically-incorrect tweets, but the teen idols fans will desperately miss her "pearls of wisdom."

Why couldn`t Miley Cyrus simply have tweeted: Hey Y`all. Dis is my last tweet! The world survived the release of Amy Winehouse`s rap video on YouTube, but Miley`s rap video may have set in motion a cataclysmic chain of events that will lead to the destruction of our little planet.

Twitter is a hard addiction to kick; I predict that within a few weeks Miley Cyrus will be tweeting again. Amy Winehouse will give up crack, booze and bad do`s before Miley beats her Twitter addiction.

For those of you with a weak mind and a strong stomach, watch Miley Cyrus rap. I must warn my faithful readers that this video is a thousand times worse than Billy Ray Cyrus singing "Achy Breaky Heart."