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Published:October 18th, 2009 08:49 EST
Madonna Driving Her Neighbors Nuts

Madonna Driving Her Neighbors Nuts

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna is spending so much time getting into the groove that she`s driving her neighbor crazy.

The Material Girl has turned her Central Park West apartment into a makeshift dance studio, and her stomping should get her evicted, according to a Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit filed yesterday.

`Madonna and one or more of her invited guests repeatedly dance and train . . . to unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music, causing noise and vibration to pour through the walls, ceilings and radiators,` claims the suit, filed by Karen George, who lives above the singer`s seventh-floor pad".

NY Post

I commend ADAM NICHOLS and LAURA ITALIANO for their fine article for the New York Post, but it`s time to retire Madonna`s nickname "Material Girl." There is nothing remotely girlish about the wrinkled and buffed 51-year-old pop icon. Henceforth Madonna should be referred to as "Madge", "Cougar", or "that old witch".

Madonna has enough money to buy every loft, studio and warehouse in New York City, so why does the selfish and self-obsessed superstar practice her dance moves in her apartment? The over-the-hill singer isn`t concerned about her fellow apartment residents, she cares only about herself.

Madge`s neighbor should retaliate by playing Lady Gaga`s music at ear-splitting levels. It would drive Madonna to a jealous rage, because Lady Gaga is the new "It Girl" (It boy?), and she is a middleaged lady desperately trying to look young.