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Published:October 27th, 2009 19:38 EST
Madonna Like Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe?

Madonna Like Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"MADONNA accepts she`s no spring chicken anymore, describing herself as `the old woman that lived in a shoe.`" Read more

Madonna is 51-years-old, and in spite of the plastic surgeries and strenuous daily workouts, she looks like a middle-aged woman.

Not even a gazillionaire can stay the hands of time. Madonna`s wrinkled hands and droopy face is testament to the fact she can`t postpone her meeting with the Grim Reaper.

Madonna is older than dirt, and there`s nothing wrong without being old. But there is something horribly wrong with wearing ridiculous looking purple leotards in a vain and foolish attempt to look young.

I`m glad that Madonna finally seems to realize that she`s an old hen, and not a spring chicken. Dress your age Madonna! Stop prowling around for boys young enough to be your great grandsons! We know you are old, but we still love you!

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