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Published:November 10th, 2009 14:00 EST
Some Folks Send Hallmark Cards, Carrie Prejean Sends Sex Tapes

Some Folks Send Hallmark Cards, Carrie Prejean Sends Sex Tapes

By Robert Paul Reyes

You can call it whatever you want to call it. If you want to call it a sex tape, that`s fine."
 
Carrie Prejean
 
If a pious Christian lady makes a tape that gives viewers a gynecologist`s perspective of her vagina, most folks would call it a "sex tape."
 
Yes, Ms. born again beauty, they call it sexting -- they also call it acting like a skank.
 
 
"I was all by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me."
 
Carrie Prejean
 
Prejean doesn`t defend herself by saying: I sent the tape to "my" boyfriend. She declares I sent it to "a" boyfriend.  Only Jesus knows how many sex tapes Carrie sent to her boyfriends. Some people send Hallmark cards to their lovers, Carrie sends erotic videos.  I would love to be on Prejans Christmas mailing list, I wonder would I receive a topless pic or an erotic video of the beauty queen?
 
Diehard believers in Prejean keep making excuses for her, they argue that nobody is perfect and everybody masturbates. Granted most people masturbate, but only a few skanky fools film themselves while they are doing it. You can be a good Christian girl and masturbate until the cows come home, but if you tape yourself doing it and send it to your friends, you are a born again skank.
 
I wonder if it was an opposite solo sex tape, did the evangelical hottie pleasure herself with her left hand? Carrie dear, take my advice: Get rid of your sex toys and sex tapes, before you condemn the sexual practices of others.
 
It`s not just gays and lesbians who rejoice at the downfall Prejean, all of us who despise deceit, hypocrisy and homophobia are on cloud nine.
 
Liberal B*tches like Judyth Piazza are why so many people are turning off the network news Liberal b*tches like you are why so many people are turning off the network news shows and dropping their subscriptions to newspapers by the droves. You sit