November 11th, 2009 18:54 EST
Carrie Prejean Offered $1 Million To Star In Adult Movie
"With dethroned Miss California USA Carrie Prejean back in the news to talk about her book - and sex tape - Vivid Entertainment has renewed its offer of $1 million for Prejean to star in one of its upcoming movies.
`We originally made the offer in May when Carrie was making headlines during the controversy over her statements during the Miss USA Pageant,` Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said. `She didn`t get back to us at the time. Now that it`s been revealed that she has actually made her own sex tape we know her reluctance certainly wasn`t based on any fear of performing sexually for the camera. She`s a beautiful woman with plenty of talent and we still believe that a video featuring her would be a best seller.` "
Now that Carrie Prejean has been caught with her fingers in the cookie jar (cherry pie?), an adult movie company has renewed its offer of $1 million for the born again beauty queen to star in an adult film.
Carrie isn`t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but she should be able to master the minimalist dialogue of a typical erotic movie. To appeal to her Christian sensibilities the screenwriter can thrown in a couple of "Oh, Jesus" for Carrie to scream during the most intense scenes.
The Christian hottie probably doesn`t have much of a future as a speaker in the born again circuit, her options are limited, and she should thank God for this gracious offer from Vivid.
Prejean`s book will probably tank, but an adult movie starring Prejean will be a monster hit. I hope Carrie accepts Vivid`s offer, the adult film industry needs a bit of diversity. Millions of evangelicals are addicted to adult entertainment, it`s time that an adult film featured an avowed born again actress.
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