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Published:November 13th, 2009 10:19 EST
Carrie Prejean: Jesus Loves My New Boobs

Carrie Prejean: Jesus Loves My New Boobs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I don`t think there`s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian . . . I don`t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn`t get breast implants."
Carrie Prejean
I hope the born again hottie isn`t too displeased with having this godless liberal quote her scripture. "For the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart." (1 Sam:16:7)
The Bible admonishes women to dress modestly, and not to be overly concerned without their outward appearance. A man might be impressed with Prejean`s new hooters, but God looks at her heart. (And the Good Lord must be throwing up right now.)
I don`t see anywhere in the Bible where it says that you can`t send videos of yourself masturbating to all your lovers. Carrie, are going to claim that Jesus loves solo sex tapes?
A beauty queen should think twice about getting breast implants -- it sends the wrong message to impressionable young girls. A teen girl will reason that if a woman as beautiful as Miss California needs breast implants, then she certainly needs plastic surgery if she wants to get the attention of the boys.
Whenever Carrie Prejean opens her mouth she makes a fool out of herself. Girlfriend, please just go away.