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Published:November 19th, 2009 17:29 EST

Britney Spears Tweets Her Love For Satan?

By Robert Paul Reyes

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"Britney Spears is admitting to being a devil-worshiping Satan fanatic who embraces a `new world order` ... at least according to her Twitter page.

Turns out her Twitter account was hacked by a cyber-demonic force this morning ... and we`re not talking about Sam Lutfi. Along with giving `Glory to Satan,` the background to her page has gone from images of her `3` video ... to pyramids inscribed with the name of the alleged secret society Illuminati."TMZ.Com


At first I wasn`t convinced that Britney Spears` Twitter account was hacked. Only a slavish devotion to the devil can explain Britney`s shenanigans like shaving her head, and exposing her nether regions at the drop of a hat.

I can imagine Spears declaring "Glory to Satan" as easily as she says "Hey Y`all" or "Oops! I exposed my vagina again."

But upon closer examination it`s evident that Britney`s Twitter account was hacked, the pop tart doesn`t know the New World Order from a Big Whopper, and she probably thinks the "Illuminati" is a sex toy.

Those of us who believe in the New World Order can stop worrying, the pop tart won`t discredit our movement with her inane babbling.

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