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Published:November 25th, 2009 16:48 EST
Yawn, Lindsay Lohan Poses Topless Again

Yawn, Lindsay Lohan Poses Topless Again

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Hollywood actress-singer Lindsay Lohan has gone topless for a photospread in French fashion magazine Purple.

The Mean Girls star appears in a series of candid poses in the provocative shots taken by ace snapper Terry Richardson, reports"

Lindsay Lohan plops out her mammary glands more often than Oprah Winfrey reaches for a bon bon or Amy Winehouse reaches for her crack pipe. Lohan`s boobs have appeared everywhere from her Twitter page to the most obscure Web sites.

Lindsay please, we are more familiar with your breasts than we are with your movie roles or CDs. Samantha Ronson may still be fascinated by your jugs, but by this time even the few fans that you have left, are sick and tired of them.

Let`s hope that Lohan doesn`t take out her hooters again unless she needs to breast feed her baby. Oops, scratch that, the thought of Lohan as a mother scares the Bejesus out of me.

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