"Lindsay Lohan is coming home for the holidays " and her family is putting her to work!
Although Lindsay usually gets VIP treatment, while in Long Island, N.Y., with her family " including mom Dina, sister Ali, and two brothers " the Mean Girls actress will be busy in the kitchen.
`Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are amazing!` Dina Lohan told PEOPLE while taking a break from serving a Thanksgiving lunch to autistic and special needs community members at the Harbor Links Country Club in Long Island, N.Y. on Tuesday."
Lindsay Lohan rarely goes home, it`s too stressful an experience for the pop tart. The poor dear has to remember to put on some drawers and not dress like a tramp when she goes home to mom and her siblings.
I`m glad Lindsay`s mom had the good sense to put her wayward daughter to work mashing potatoes, and assigned someone else the task of carving the turkey. Lindsay and any sharp instrument is a recipe for mayhem.
I`m not surprised that Mommie Dearest Dina Lohan served Thanksgiving lunch to special needs people -- Hitler loved dogs and small children.
I am very thankful that on Thanksgiving day I was three thousand miles away from the dysfunctional and perverse Lohan clan.
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Although Lindsay usually gets VIP treatment, while in Long Island, N.Y., with her family " including mom Dina, sister Ali, and two brothers " the Mean Girls actress will be busy in the kitchen. 
