December 16th, 2009 18:29 EST
The ageing pop star Madonna stars in a new ad campaign for Dolce and Gabbana, in one of the photographs she is depicted washing dishes.
This ad campaign reeks of phoniness, the pampered diva hasn`t washed dishes in decades. Madonna has maids and her toy boy lover to do grubby tasks like that for her.
But`s that`s not the fakest part of the ad campaign, the middle-aged pop star has been photo shopped beyond recognition. Let`s keep in mind that Madge is much older than Susan Boyle, and most men would rather shag the "Britain`s Got Talent" breakaway star.
In the Dolce and Gabbana ads the Material Old Lady looks like like a twenty-something hottie. Madonna`s face and hands don`t have a wrinkle, but the whole world knows that time has ravaged her face and hands. I`d rather pick up a scorpion or pet a tiger than hold hands with Madonna. Her wrinkled witch`s hands scare the Bejesus out of me.
Friends don`t buy anything from Dolce and Gabbana, their products must be as phony as as the photoshopped Madonna.
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