December 20th, 2009 09:29 EST
Material Girl Madonna Loves Shoes More Than Sex
"Renowned desinger Jimmy Choo has said that the `Celebration` hitmaker who was previously married to director Guy Ritchie and actor Sean Penn admitted to him that she loves his creations far more than getting intimate with the men in her life, Contactmusic reported.
"Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man," Choo said.
It seems that the 51-year-old singer who is currently dating model young model Jesus Luz, has had a change of attitude towards getting physically intimate." Read More
I wonder how Madonna`s toy boy, Jesus Luz, feels about that statement. The Material Girl keeps him around only for the sex, and it turns out that Madge prefers buying a new pair of shoes than hopping in the sack with him.
Jesus is also probably not thrilled that Madonna loves Choo`s shoes more than getting intimate with the "men" in her life. Jesus will be disappointed to learn that he`s not the only young stud in Madonna`s stable.
I would trade in a hundred shoes for an evening with Salma Hayek, but I`d rather be hit upside the head with an old shoe than have sex with the ageing pop diva.
My advice to Jesus Luz: The next time your Sugar Mama wants to do the nasty with you, throw the old hag a new pair of shoes.
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