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Published:December 30th, 2009 18:09 EST
Amy Winehouse Will Be Sober On New Year's Eve: In The Hospital

Amy Winehouse Will Be Sober On New Year's Eve: In The Hospital

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Amy Winehouse will reportedly spent her New Years Eve in a hospital because she`s not well enough to be released.

Wino allegedly spent most of her Christmas holiday binge drinking alone and now she`s battling a "chest infection." Oh Amy, will you ever learn?" Ani Esmailian/HollyScoop.Com


Even if Amy Winehouse has made a miraculous recovery from her chest infection the hospital should not release her until after New Year`s Eve. December 31st is a high holy day for alcoholics, and the only way Winehouse can stay sober on that day is by keeping her in the hospital.

Alcoholics and drug addictions are susceptible to many infections, Amy has probably suffered more infections than Lindsay Lohan has freckles. But in Amy`s case maybe the infection was caused by leaking silicone from her ridiculously big fake boobs.

After Winehouse is released from the hospital, she should immediately be dispatched to rehab.

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