January 1st, 2010 18:51 EST
Megan Phelps Hates Lady Gaga
"Megan Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church apparently has her moves down for the church`s big face-off with Lady Gaga and her fans on January 7 in St. Louis.
Writes the church of gay-loving Gaga in its press release: `As much as she`d like to pretend otherwise, there`s nothing new or different about this particular hussy`s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God`s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him?`" Read More
The Westboro Baptist Church is notorious for hating anything that smacks of homosexuality, the members of this cult probably make the sign of the cross when they hear a Broadway show tune.
Megan Phelps, a spokesperson for the Westboro Baptist Church, really has it in for Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga got on the church`s bad side because she is a strong advocate for gay rights.
Megan needs to chill out and take a bite out of Lady Gaga`s muffin, or maybe it`s "take a ride on the flamboyant singer`s disco stick." In other words if Megan got laid she wouldn`t be obsessing over anyone`s sexuality.
Speaking of sexuality Megan looks really hot in this photograph. I would volunteer to date Megan if it will improve relations between her church and the gay community.
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