January 5th, 2010 19:01 EST
Let's Hope Cougar Madonna Doesn't Pounce On Daughter's Boyfriend
"Madonna`s teenage daughter Lourdes has reportedly got herself a boyfriend named Carlo.
Lourdes, 13, is Madonna`s daughter with ex-boyfriend personal trainer Carlos Leon.
The youngster reportedly wants to keep her relationship with Carlo out of the media glare."
Let`s hope that Lourdes never brings her boyfriend home, Madonna would be all over him like Oprah Winfrey munching on a turkey leg.
Lourdes` boyfriend is named "Carlo", let`s hope he`s not Hispanic because Madonna has a thing for Latinos. The prowling cougar would be unable to resist an Hispanic boy.
If Carlo is a fan of Madonna`s raunchy music, he`s probably so sex-saturated that we might see a baby Carlito in the near future.
It would be hilarious to listen to the skanky Madonna give advice to her daughter as to how she should act on a date.
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