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Published:January 5th, 2010 19:01 EST
Let's Hope Cougar Madonna Doesn't Pounce On Daughter's Boyfriend

Let's Hope Cougar Madonna Doesn't Pounce On Daughter's Boyfriend

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna`s teenage daughter Lourdes has reportedly got herself a boyfriend named Carlo.

Lourdes, 13, is Madonna`s daughter with ex-boyfriend personal trainer Carlos Leon.

The youngster reportedly wants to keep her relationship with Carlo out of the media glare."

Read more:

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1523107.php/Madonna-s-daughter-Lourdes-has-boyfriend-named-Carlo#ixzz0bl1pYzOu

Let`s hope that Lourdes never brings her boyfriend home, Madonna would be all over him like Oprah Winfrey munching on a turkey leg.

Lourdes` boyfriend is named "Carlo", let`s hope he`s not Hispanic because Madonna has a thing for Latinos. The prowling cougar would be unable to resist an Hispanic boy.

If Carlo is a fan of Madonna`s raunchy music, he`s probably so sex-saturated that we might see a baby Carlito in the near future.

It would be hilarious to listen to the skanky Madonna give advice to her daughter as to how she should act on a date.

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