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Published:January 10th, 2010 10:33 EST

Rachel Uchitel: Tiger Woods Gave Me Sex For Xmas & It Was Delightful

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Tiger Woods` main mistress has reportedly claimed the shamed golf star `gave her lots of cash and hours of sex` as a present on Christmas Day.

Rachel Uchitel - whose affair with the billionaire sparked his car crash row with wife Elin Nordegren - said they had several secret encounters over the festive period.

Woods has not been seen in public since revelations of his cheating began more than a month ago." Read More


Brit Hume tried to convince Tiger Woods, on the air, to turn to Jesus. The Fox News reporter cum evangelist must be very disappointed that the disgraced golfer celebrated the birth of Jesus Christ by banging one of his mistresses.

Tiger Woods is the most depraved athlete on the face of the planet, and no religious leader or even a Fox News reporter can convince him to give up his bimbos for a contemplative life.

Woods has not been seen in public since his phony nice guy public image blew up in his face, but he still manages to get his freak on.

I believe this story is true, if you can`t trust a UK tabloid who the hell can you trust? Only someone as arrogant, vain and twisted as Tiger Woods would give sex to his mistress as a Christmas present. If a regular Joe tried that with his wife or mistress, she would hit him upside his head with a 9 iron.

 

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