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Published:January 12th, 2010 16:30 EST
Dirtbag Mel Gibson Feels Sorry For Scumbag Tiger Woods

Dirtbag Mel Gibson Feels Sorry For Scumbag Tiger Woods

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Mel Gibson is teed off over the treatment of disgraced golfer Tiger Woods.

`I feel sorry for Tiger Woods,` the actor, 54, tells Britain`s Daily Mail. `Why are we talking about this when we`re sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan?`

`You`ve got this history-changing event going on and we`re talking about Tiger`s private life and golf injuries.`" Read More

I feel sorry for victims of violent crime, the homeless, the unemployed, and the sick and injured. I even feel sorry for people stupid enough to pay good money to watch one of Mel Gibson`s blood-drenched epics. But I don`t feel sorry for depraved, arrogant, and cowardly monsters like Tiger Woods.

Mel Gibson should be expressing sympathy for all the people that the self-obsessed golfer let down: His sponsors, his wife, and his fans.

Why feel sorry for a coward who`s hiding in his mansion, too afraid to make a public apology to his sponsors and fans.?

Tiger may have destroyed his family, and demolished his iconic status, but the scumbag still has his millions of dollars and legions of sycophants and jock sniffers.

I guess birds of a feather flock together, we shouldn`t be surprised that a womanizing actor is supporting a womanizing jock.

Mel, I can write an essay criticizing dirtbags like you and Tiger Woods, and a couple of essays condemning the immoral and insane American intervention in Afghanistan on the same day.

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