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Published:January 14th, 2010 17:42 EST
Guys Don't Like Painted Tarts Like Amy Winehouse

Guys Don't Like Painted Tarts Like Amy Winehouse

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Millions of men think women wear too much make-up and prefer girls who adopt a more natural look, researchers found.

The study revealed one in five men wish their partner would tone down the slap-on while one in ten said they liked women who wear no make-up whatsoever.

Researchers also found men don`t like false eyelashes, bright lipstick, Amy Winehouse-style eyeliner `flicks`, dark lip-liner and pencilled-in eyebrows.

It` not secret that men prefer the "girl next door" look to the "hooker on the street corner" look. Men might be enticed to spend a night with a painted whore, but they want to spend the rest of their lives with a girl with a natural look.

This is devastating news to Amy Winehouse, who applies pancake make-up and mascara by the shovel. But even if Amy Winehouse wiped away all her make-up she would still look like a crackhead, and most guys aren`t too thrilled with the crackhead look.

Lady Gaga also has a penchant for using a lot of cosmetics, but in her case the results of the study aren`t bad news. A segment of the gay community loves divas who use a trowel to apply goop on their faces, and since Lady Gaga`s fan base is 99.99 percent homosexual men, that`s great news.

Ladies please remember: We hate the Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga look. Please don`t try to look like these tarts.

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