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Published:January 20th, 2010 12:24 EST
Amy Winehouse Fined For Assault

Amy Winehouse Fined For Assault

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Amy Winehouse, 26, was in court this morning in London, pleading guilty to drunkenly assaulting a theater manager at a family Christmas show.

In court, it was revealed she had five vodka and Coke drinks before going to the show that starred Mickey Rooney." USA Today

Amy Winehouse`s handlers and sycophants insist that the "Rehab" singer has given up the booze and the drugs. But in court the crazy chanteuse admitted that she had five vodka and Coke drinks before going to a family Christmas show.

At the bar the trainwreck troubadour asked a bartender for a drink, he took one look at the disheveled mess, and he suggested that she have a drink of water instead. The crackhead crooner is not used to people telling her no, and she promptly yanked his hair.

Winehouse was ordered to pay the bartender $300, and she was sentenced to two years probation. If the ditzy diva violates her probation she should immediately be incarcerated.

The next time one of Winehouse`s enablers swears that the troubled singer is now clean, take it with a grain of salt.

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