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Published:February 22nd, 2010 13:15 EST
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Charlize Theron Joins Kabbalah Celeb Bimbo Club

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Following her split from long-term boyfriend Stuart Townsend, actress Charlize Theron, 35, has turned to Kabbalah. Theron has begun attending Kabbalah classes and has been seen wearing the faith`s trademark red string bracelet.

Insiders are saying that Charlize is hoping that some of the religion`s most famous devotees, such as Madonna and Demi Moore, will help boost her career." Read More

Celebrities rush to embrace Kabbalah like Oprah Winfrey runs to the buffet table. There`s a long list of entertainers who have converted to Kabbalah: Madonna, Britney Spears, Roseanne Barr, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Elizabeth Taylor, Guy Ritchie, David and Victoria Beckham...

It`s quite a spectacle to witness these Hollywood idiots embrace a movement rooted in Jewish mysticism. Serious disciples of Kabbalah must be cringing by this invasion of celeb dolts.

For the female devotees of Kaballah the main attraction seems to be that they get to wear a cool red string bracelet. "Look at me, I`m a member of the cool club, I have a new red bracelet."

Charlize is an intelligent and gifted actress, and she should now better than to jump onboard the latest spiritual fad. But I guess the opportunity to network and socialize with bimbos like Madonna and Britney Spears is simply irresistible.

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