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Published:March 1st, 2010 12:32 EST

Glass Ceiling Falls Down On Snooki

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Shards of glass rained down on hundreds of revelers -- including `Sex and the City` actor Chris Noth and `Jersey Shore` cast members Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi and Vinny Guadagnino -- at a Midtown party last night, injuring ten, officials said.


`Omg roof just collapsed!` Snooki Tweeted right after the 11:15 p.m. accident at the Sony Building, where some 300 guests had gathered to celebrate Purim, a Jewish costume celebration. Read more

Purim is a festival that commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people of the Persian Empire from Haman`s plot to destroy them.

Snooki, an Italian American reality star, will use any excuse to party. There is no shame in Snooki`s game, she could care less that using Purim as an excuse to carouse is offensive to people of the Jewish faith.

Millions of young people may be enchanted with the antics of Snooki, but Jehovah is none too pleased with the clueless bimbo. It`s my guess that it was the Lord who rained down shards of glass on Snooki and her perverted posse.

The brain-dead Snooki tweeted: OMG the roof just collapsed. If there`s a Rapture and Christ returns for his Church, obviously Snooki will be left behind, and she will no doubt be tweeting: OMG Christ or sum bearded dude look hella like him just took tons of peeps with him! aint nobody left but me & a lot of otha skanks, punks, pervs & losers.

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