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Published:March 2nd, 2010 17:22 EST
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Lady Gaga: I Can Be Celibate! Yeah, Right!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I`m single because I don`t have the time, You know what? It`s OK. Even Lady GaGa can be celibate."

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My thoughts on Lady Gaga`s unbelievable statement:

Lady Gaga didn`t say "I`m celibate", she said "Lady Gaga can be celibate." Lady Gaga can be celibate, Oprah Winfrey can give up gobbling bon bons, and Amy Winehouse can be drug-free. But hell will freeze over before any of those things happens.

Nothing makes Robert Paul Reyes more mad than someone who refers to himself in the third person. Got it, Lady Gaga!

Even if Lady Gaga is celibate I could care less, I don`t want to know about her sex life, I`d rather hear about her future musical projects.

Maybe I would believe that Lady Gaga was celibate if she didn`t dress like a $5.00 hooker.

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