March 11th, 2010 21:20 EST
Pop Tart Paris Hilton Wins Razzie For Worst Actress Of Decade
"Jetsetting celebutard Paris Hilton has deservingly secured a special Razzie for Worst Actress of the Decade - acknowledging her contribution to cinema in works such as The Hottie and the Nottie, House of Wax and Repo - The Genetic Opera."
Paris Hilton doesn`t have any Oscars on her mantel, and unless hell freezes over she never will. Hilton`s homemade porn tape may have been her best performance -- it captured her her skanky essence. Hilton may be a hottie, but a thespian she`s nottie.
Hilton has all the gravitas and charisma of a year-old sponge, any producer who gives her a leading role should have his head examined. Hilton should only be offered cameo roles, if she`s on the screen for more than a few minutes there`s a distinct danger that epileptics may suffer seizures and headache sufferers may get migraines.
Hilton has several Razzies on her mantle, and now she can add a new one for "Worst Actress of the Decade." That`s quite an accomplishment considering that Madonna was her competition.
Paris Hilton Worst Actress of the Decade: Now that`s hot!
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