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Published:March 26th, 2010 15:54 EST
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OMG! Train Wreck Amy Winehouse Wants A Baby!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Following the news that Beyonce may be expecting her first child, Amy Winehouse is allegedly telling friends she wants a baby with ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

amy winehouseThe Back To Black singer`s dad Mitch has confirmed the reports, but states that Winehouse won`t be starting a family any time soon."

The only thing more frightening than Amy Winehouse pining for a baby, is if I found out that bin Laden is hiding out in my basement.

I wouldn`t trust Amy to take care of my goldfish, I can`t imagine the crazy singer taking care of a baby. It`s bad enough that Amy wants a baby, but she wants one with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. As many drugs as Amy and Blake have consumed, if they have a baby it might be born with twenty toes, three eyes, and one monster of a drug habit.

Thank goodness that Amy isn`t planning on starting a family any time soon. Let`s hope that Winehouse comes to her senses, and doesn`t marry Blake.

Amy, I beg you, please forget about having a baby! Please just concentrate on putting out a new album.

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