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Published:March 31st, 2010 11:37 EST
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Ricky Martin: I'm Gay! Duh! Even Betty White Could Tell He Was Gay!

By Robert Paul Reyes

After years of fending off rumors that he is gay, Ricky Martin has apparently decided enough is enough.

ricky martin`I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am,` the singer said via a Twitter post in English and Spanish. The statement was later confirmed by a representative for the singer. NewsDay.Com
I`m "shocked, shocked, shocked" to discover that Ricky Martin is gay. The only thing more shocking would be if Lindsay Lohan confessed that she`s a talentless skank. You don`t need gaydar, only two brain cells to discern that Ricky is the gayest entertainer in the world.

Some bloggers and reporters have praised Ricky Martin for his courage. What freakin` courage? I have nothing but contempt for any gay or lesbian who is still in the closet -- we are living in the 21st century, grow some cajones.

Maybe if Martin had come out at the height of his career he would have deserved a little bit of praise. But now that Martin is on the downside of his career, the publicity from his coming out can only help him.

Martin didn`t even face the cameras for his coming out announcement, he came out on Twitter.

Dude, everybody already knew you were gay. Now show us that you are a real man, and stop tweeting and speaking through your spokesperson.

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