March 31st, 2010 10:37 EST
Ricky Martin: I'm Gay! Duh! Even Betty White Could Tell He Was Gay!
After years of fending off rumors that he is gay, Ricky Martin has apparently decided enough is enough.
`I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am,` the singer said via a Twitter post in English and Spanish. The statement was later confirmed by a representative for the singer. NewsDay.Com
I`m "shocked, shocked, shocked" to discover that Ricky Martin is gay. The only thing more shocking would be if Lindsay Lohan confessed that she`s a talentless skank. You don`t need gaydar, only two brain cells to discern that Ricky is the gayest entertainer in the world.
Some bloggers and reporters have praised Ricky Martin for his courage. What freakin` courage? I have nothing but contempt for any gay or lesbian who is still in the closet -- we are living in the 21st century, grow some cajones.
Maybe if Martin had come out at the height of his career he would have deserved a little bit of praise. But now that Martin is on the downside of his career, the publicity from his coming out can only help him.
Martin didn`t even face the cameras for his coming out announcement, he came out on Twitter.
Dude, everybody already knew you were gay. Now show us that you are a real man, and stop tweeting and speaking through your spokesperson.
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